Winning the World Air Sex Championships
You can say I practiced my ass off – and became the World Air Sex Champion. I remember a couple of evenings at 24 Hour Fitness gym in the aerobics room practicing my air sex moves and routine in the full length mirrors. People were looking at me like I’m crazy, which I kinda am. But then again, who cares what they think.
So what started as going to some random air sex show in LA, has turned into a life-changing adventure for me. I think I threw any potential of a white collar career down the drain. But that’s OK. Who wants one anyways?!? It was an amazing experience and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I definitely have to thank a few people for helping me win. My brainstorm buddies Lloyd Ahlquist and Colin Sweeney came up with some crazy stuff. I was laughing my ass off. And my biggest thanks goes to Jeff Sloniker, who helped me polish some raw routines and drilled me over and over again until it came out just right.
And above all, the fans in Austin (my new home) that cheered me on that night. Among the many people in the crowd are a couple of my best friends – Adam Lyons and his wife Amanda. Who would have thought it all began that evening.
So now that the mushy stuff is over, let’s get to the juicy stuff you’ve been waiting to see – footage from the finals. Unfortunately, the cameraman might have lost the tapes because they’re still looking for them. But that’s OK. You can get the gist of what happened when I did an “interview” with Playboy Party Girl Suzy McCoppin:
After our air sex shoot, Suzy’s girlfriends came over and shot her “Stuffed Animal Fight” video and I made a cameo. I love that chick. That girl is hilarious.
The stuffed animal fight is funny. The interview video is too fake.
The air sex video is fun and pretty convincing if you close your eyes. The stuffed animal fight reminds me of old college/teenage pj parties. God, I feel old.
this is like porn for mimes. this shit is hilarious. omg. why haven’t i seen this before today!?
That video made me lol so hard
I had no idea what you meant by “air sex”. at first, i thought you were talking about the mile high club, but have to admit the video was funny.
these videos are very funny
had no idea what air-sex meant lol
thanks for sharing
Hahaha! This is freaking hilarious! ….So this is how they make softcore porn. It’s all in the camera angles. I knew it!
This is hilarious! This guy has the life! lol. I want to be an Air Sex Champ!!
The guy with the stuffed dog in the background remands me of my pet rabbet having his way with a stuffed toy. Were all animals anyway.
We’re getting set to set some dates for our 2010 tour!